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October 29, 2007 , 12:23 pmDeadline pekerjaan dan Ujian Tengah Semester adalah kombinasi yang mematikan. Minggu kemaren, gara-gara ujian tengah semester, gue harus bergadang sedemikian rupa ngapalin bahan ujian. Belom lagi pontang-panting ngerjain take home test, belom lagi harus nge-review kerjaan kantor, bikin laporan evaluasi, intinya.. gue tinggal nunggu mati kebanyakan kerjaan.
Nyontek pas ujian juga makin lama makin susah. Apalagi kalo yang ngawas galak. Gue sempet dapet pengawas yang lagi hamil, yang kerjaannya ngeliatin gue dengan sinis terus-terusan. Kalau di kelas ada yang ngomong satu orang aja, dia langsung teriak, “Itu soalnya kan udah dibagiin, JANGAN BERBICARA!!!!”. Serem bener. Jangan-jangan si pengawas dulunya dihamilin oleh mahasiswa dan berniat membalas dendam, gak juga tau deh.
Eniwei, hari minggunya gue talkshow di Gramedia Matraman, ngebuka rentetetan talkshow untuk buku Radikus Makankakus di tahun 2007. Gue udah sering bikin talkshow, tapi entah kenapa talkshow kemaren gue deg-degan banget sebelom naek ke atas panggung. Sampe-sampe gue dua kali pipis, saking nerpesnya. Engga tau ya, gue takut aja talkshownya gak rame, talkshow kurang seru, atau pas talkshow tiba-tiba ada monyet rabies lepas gigit orang-orang, pokoknya takut banget.
Eh ternyata, begitu naek ke atas panggung, semuanya lancar-lancar aja. Lucunya, pas lagi cerita di atas panggung, ada provokator entah dari mana yang mendaulat, “RADITH KAYANG! KAYANG!” Gue kayang deh. Berhubung dah lama gak kayang, badan gue bunyi-bunyi semua. Pulang ke rumah punggung gue pegel banget. Siapa pun kau yang mendaulatku untuk kayang, akan kutemukan dirimu!!!
mereka semua berpikir “kok radith lebih pendek dan lebih mirip homo dari yang gue bayangin ya?”
Setelah itu gue ngelempar-lempar buku ke penonton dengan kalap. Sempet dimarahin sama Alit sang moderator, “Radith! Itu buku bukan buat promosi!” Talkshow berlanjut dengan gue cerita soal proses penerbitan buku pertama sampai ketiga, lalu ngebacain cerita Balada Badut Mabok dari buku Radikus Makankakus. Materi yang gue sampein adalah materi yang biasa gue bawa di talkshow sebelum-sebelumnya. Hmmm, guess I have to start finding new ones.
“Oke, yang pernah merasa gue hamilin, tolong tunjuk tangan.”
Acara tanya-jawab juga berlangsung seru. Banyak pertanyaan yang bikin gue gelagapan, seperti, “Radith, IQ-nya berapa?” atau “Radith, apa yang ada dipikiran lo waktu nulis buku kayak gini sih?” Jawaban atas keduanya adalah: kosong. Hehe. Seharusnya setiap penanya dapet satu kaos, sayang banget kaos yang dibagiin cuman boleh lima biji. Jadinya ada beberapa orang yang engga kebagian kaos.
Penonton yang gak sabar ngeliat Radith kena serangan epilepsi
Abis itu, acara booksigning dimulai. Entah kenapa banyak banget yang bolpennya gak sengaja gue colong. Begitu selesai talkshow, gue dapet lima buah pulpen di tangan gue, mereknya bervariasi mulai dari snowman sampai ke pulpen tinta biasa. Lumayan, bisa gue jual lagi untuk biaya sekolah Edgar.
Radith, yang ternyata tidak buta aksara
Semakin banyak buku yang gue tandatanganin, semakin gue ngerasa tulisan gue makin mirip cacing. Ternyata tulisan gue jelek banget, berasa nulis pake pantat. Di acara ini juga ada poto-poto, nah bagi yang kameranya rusak setelah memoto muka gue, yah.. itulah resiko memotret orang yang terlalu ganteng. Hehe.
Wow, it’s been a great talkshow. Gue seneng banget bisa ketemu sama temen-temen pembaca yang sama antusiasnya sama gue yang pengen ketemu mereka. Untuk minggu ini, gue akan ada talkshow di London School, Gramedia Semanggi, Gunung Agung Citraland, dan Gramedia Pondok Indah Mall. Jadwal lengkap, bisa dilihat di sini. Oh ya, talkshow gue di Gramedia Depok di cancel. Huhuhuhu. Anyway, see you in my upcoming talkshows!
PS: Ternyata weekend kemaren web gue over-bandwidth lagi. Fear not, gue akhirnya mesen unlimited bandwidth untuk website ini. So, it wont happen again. Love you, readers!
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