talkshow lagi, talkshow lagi!

Entah apa ini efek dari membaca buku gue apa bukan, tapi makin lama orang yang dateng ke talkshow gue makin sableng. Talkshow terakhir gue, di Gramedia Karawaci rusuh banget dengan kehadiran beberapa anak SMA 8 Tangerang. Pas gue talkshow mereka teriak-teriak heboh, dan begitu sesi tanda tangan, ada satu anak bernama Empi nge-request..

Empi: Dith, gue gak mao lo tandatanganin buku gue kayak biasa..
Gue: (masih santai) Ohhh.. ok, jadi lo mo digimanain?
Empi: Nih gue bawa ini..

Tiba-tiba dia ngeluarin lipstik kecil.

Empi: Gue mao lo make lipstik ini, terus lo kasih cap bibir di buku gue..
Gue: HAH?
Empi: Buruaaan!

Gue make lipstiknya di bibir gue. Ealah, begitu orang di antrian belakang tahu gue bakalan ngasih cap bibir mereka langsung ngasih-ngasih bukunya dari belakang si Empi sambil bilang, “Radith, cium buku gue juga! Cium buku gue juga.” Buset. Ini mah namanya bukan sesi booksigning, tapi bookissing. Akhirnya gue nyium satu per satu buku yang dikasih (yang lebih mirip ayam matok dibandingin nyium buku). Setelah gue ngerasa bibir gue hampir meledug, gue ngelanjutin tandatangan kembali.

Pas sesi poto-poto, si Empi dan temen-temennya nyamperin gue lagi..

Empi: Radith, gue gak mao poto yang biasa.. gue mao yang beda!
Radith: Okeeeeeeee.. beda gimana?
Empi dan temen-temennya: KITA MAO GENDONG ELO!!!!!!!!!

Gue belom bilang apa-apa, tiba-tiba gue dibopong rame-rame badang miring ke samping, mirip kambing mao dipotong, lalu dipoto rame-rame. Pala gue entah tepat nempel di keteknya siapa, yang jelas baunya lumayan bikin gue migrain. Belom sempet gue diturunin, tiba-tiba ada yang teriak, “IH KOK BAU KENTUT! RADITH LO KENTUT YA PAS DIGENDONG!” Mereka kabur sambil cekikikan. Sambel.

Eniwei, buat temen-temen yang di Semarang yang sempet nanyain jadwal gue di Semarang, here goes..

Jadwal Promosi Radikus Makankakus Semarang

Pagi: siaran di Radio Prambors, Trax FM, Swara Kita
Sore: Talkshow di Pameran Buka Buku, Gedung Wanita Jl. Sriwijaya I
Keterangan, jam, dan pertanyaan lebih lanjut: Hinu – 0811258199

Oh iya, ada beberapa tambahan dengan jadwal promo gue. Gue akan ada talkshow di UI Bookfest, talkshow di Gramedia Bekasi, jadi pembicara seminar di Universitas Sahid, dan talkshow ke Surabaya. Jadwal, seperti biasa, ada di sini.

PS: Empi, kalo lo baca tulisan ini, kirimin poto cap bibir yang kemaren ke email gue ya hehehe.. Oke deh, laters!

186 thoughts on “talkshow lagi, talkshow lagi!”

Radit, ayo adu cap bibir lo sama cap bibir mandra, omas, mastur, and tukul. sexy mana hayo?

Kalo mau liat foto loe lagi kayang kemana ya?penasaran deh..(oia..salam kenal ya..lagi blog walking nih..)

Dith, cptN donkZ ke Sby Nya?????!!!!!!!! JanGan LuPa bw YG aNEH2 ok.HA….27x

baNg, kPn ke kRw??
koK gk peRnaH ke siNi???

eh iya, gw manggiLnYa baNg aPa kaKa niH???

hahaaaaa… gpp dit, itu artinya bibir lo seksah gimannaaaa gitu (huekkss)
dit, huhuuu mupeng sangat ke acara lo tapi g ada yg gretong. ngahahahaaa.. waktu di FKM bayar, di UI bukfes jugaaa.. yg gretong dong dit adainnn… hhehee atas nama penggemar

heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…….
nak sman 8 tgr temna-temanku noh!!!!!!!!!!!11

radiittttt .
kpan mw talk show dii ui bookfest ?

ripp yaaaaaa .

*ditttttaaaaa*

rrrraaaaaadddddddiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt ,

gw pgen ktmu lo dh .
pgen ngobrol2 .

blh kan ?

*ddddddiiiiiittttttaaaaaa*

Buku lho keren bgt! gw di kls baca brng2 gt, di baca dengan lantang dan smua ank berkumpul di satu meja hehehe the best bgt

radit cepet2 dong ke bekasiii ) . huh tgl 24 des lama bgt sii

Dith,,gw mo tny,loe wktu SMA smpt bimbel d BTA 70 yg d bacang ga???

coz gw dngr dr someone loe ktnya alumni BTA 70,,,

o iya gw salah satu pengajar d BTA 70 cabang jaktim,,,,

Ka Dika klo jadi talkshow di Bandung cium gue yach!
Wakakakakak, becanda mana mau dicium kambing!
Nanti ketularan antrax ^^

MBA dika….
Bukuny msi lanjutkan ?
oh iy fsny kambing pnuh tu..
tolong add aku dong…
pliss…….
“pengemis bodoh mengemis pada org yg slah”
di akucint@tikus.ku…Fs.
oh iya aku ud baca tiga”ny buku kambing…
ditunggu bku bruny(padahal bru ad buku bru dr kambing) trus filmny…..

kak dikanya juga

disuruh gitu mau…mau aja,

whawhawha

*ga kebayang

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BAGUS ! buat Empi…trima ksh ide gw buat ngerjain kambing jantan kesampean jg…secara gr2 bukunya, gw jd kebanyakan nyengir di bis NiH…(pengamen2 09B ampe jealous dicuekin) hayah…gw jg mo liat fotonya dunk Dick!…pas pk lips sm dibopongnya..TAMPILKAN YAH! Good LUck buat filmnya (nyr pemainnya yg bner yah..pk casting)..SALUT msh muda (mmmh mule tua siH) dah punya fans ABG byk…MAUUUU..

sangkinnn sng ama radit kayak gthh??wihhhhh…

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